We swear that we will continue to walk on together.
Hey, Sainglain! Marian!
Hurry, this way!
Good morning, birds!
Good morning, flowers!
Good morning, sun!
Good morning, sea!
Good morning, air!
What a wonderful morning!
Good morning, Papa!
Ow! H-Hot!
Good morning, Mama!
Good morning, Miranda.
You're full of life again today.
Huh? I'm the world's most pitiable kid today.
Oh, is that so?
Why, you ask?
That's because my hair just isn't right today.
It's almost like that of a doll who not only
never gets bought, but ends up being thrown into the trash,
waiting there to be incinerated.
Y-You think so?
Mama, you understand, right?
You see how shabby I look this morning, right?
There's no way you didn't notice.
Or did you avert your eyes on purpose so you don't see me?
Are you ignoring me? Am I stupid?
N-Now that you mention it, you might be right...
I knew it, I am a poor, poor girl who has been abandoned
and ridiculed by her family.
Oh, cruel fate!
M-Miranda, you're so cute...
Yes! Very, very cute!
Really?
Yes!
Certainly!
Ah, I am so happy!
I hope that everybody in the world is as happy as I am.
Oh yeah,
let's go to grandmother's today.
I'm sure she's bored, being all alone,
so I'll go over to visit her.
Maybe that's not a good idea.
Oh, what's wrong?
Don't tell me she is ill.
An ingrown nail?
A hangnail?
A sty?
She broke her leg.
Oh gosh, why didn't you tell me? That's horrible, Papa!
Oh, poor grandmother!
Hang in there, I'm coming to visit you!
Wai— Miranda!
Mi-Mi-Miranda's my name!
Everyone!
Hello, bird!
I feel something wonderful is going to happen today!
Wow, I'm really something, huh?
I'm totally sure they believe that we're dead.
They do, right?
That's the art of misleading.
I didn't think it would go this well.
Right?!
But it's all thanks to
the night we spent at that old castle.
We were able to check out all the rooms
and junk in there beforehand.
Granted it was dark, and they weren't too close,
Still, I didn't think they'd fall for such a simple trick.
It looks like they stopped following us, too.
That'll make traveling easier.
You can thank me for all of that.
Oh, you'd go that far without even
having seen my amazing acting?
You're right.
But they really had to believe it
since you even had a funeral!
It was really hard to not laugh.
It's about a week to the capital from here.
What should we do?
If we push ourselves a bit
we can make it to the next city.
What? We have to walk more?
Huh? Wait a sec...
What's wrong?
My stomach hurts.
It's kind of contracting or something.
Go to the bathroom.
I don't think that's it.
Kids these days.
Age has nothing to do with it!
Come on, I'm in serious pain here.
Did you eat something weird from the ground on the way?
Why do I have to be treated like some stupid dog?
Aren't you supposed to worry about my illness?
Illness? Do you have an idea what it could be?
No, not really.
See?
That's it?
No love, none at all, huh?!
Grandmother, eat as much as you need for a speedy recovery.
I'll stay by your side and take care of you.
Oh, what's that? There's dirt on the floor!
That's poison for your body.
Oh?
You went to sleep already?
I don't want to disturb your sleep.
I'll leave you for now.
Unlike you guys, I'm sensitive.
Yeah, yeah.
At least pretend to listen!
I'm actually annoyed.
Oh, sorry.
What are you doing, Kon?
We're sorry. He's not feeling well.
Sorry about that.
The world is shining so brightly!
It's sparkling like a fairy tale.
I'm sorry, milady.
Just like the honey bee is drawn to flowers,
it was fate that you and I should meet.
Do you understand our destiny?
Yes I do, for you are my honey bee.
We're sorry, he's not feeling well
and doesn't have any time left.
What?!
Sorry about that.
Please forget about him.
Why?
I finally met the man who is my destiny.
Why are we being pulled apart again?
How cruel! How tragic!
No! I won't give up!
I'll save him, even if I have to sell my soul for it!
If you're feeling so bad,
why don't you go see a doctor?
I'll do that...
Oh, you poor man. He's giving up on life.
My life
is more fickle than a sigh.
I want to just hug him right now!
You idiot!
Idiot, idiot, idiot!
You don't even know how much I believe in you!
Without you, this world doesn't shine!
Without you, flowers won't bloom, rice won't grow,
and pigs won't have piglets!
Without you, I... I...
I can't smile!
Miranda, I apologize.
That's right.
My full force pep talk, my coaching,
my instructions are what will save him!
Because I love you!
I guess it's here.
Wait!
I guess it's here.
Everything will be over soon.
Wait!
Why do you think that?! You idiot!
You can always start over!
You worm!
That's why you're trash!
Come back when you're no longer wet behind the ears!
Miranda!
You were hit?
By whom?
By some girl...
Why would she hit someone like you?
What's that supposed to mean?
Ow, ow, ow...
You probably did something to make her mad.
Like cheat on her with two or three or four people.
What? We were always together!
When would I have had the time for that?!
Stop making fun of me! No, stop praising me!
Stop overestimating me!
Just so you know, my experience level is mega low!
You went there before anybody else could.
Yeah, I did. So sue me!
Then what was it?
I don't know!
Well, in any case, you should go to the doctor.
I know that!
Did it happen yet?
Did he awaken to true love yet?
I'll go with you, so toughen up.
Thank you.
What? Who is that woman?
I want to go with you.
But I want you to be tough.
Kon, you had a string of bad luck.
Be careful. Bad luck often comes in a big lump.
What's with the scary prophecy?
Anyway, we're off.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
You're such a player.
You two look good together.
He used me.
He used me and threw me away like a dirty rag!
He's an enemy to all women!
A demon!
I won't forgive you!
I'll punish you in the name of god!
Why?
Be hit! Just eat it!
Stab, slash! And die in the storm of love!
Watch out!
What's the big idea?
Are you showing off?!
You're the worst!
What?
It's just food poisoning.
It'll get better if you avoid overeating
and eat foods that aid digestion for two or three days.
Oh, really?
But you have a broken bone.
Oh, bone... What?!
Your collarbone, what happened?
Well you see, all of a sudden this pretty girl
attacked me with a sword as big as herself.
That's dangerous.
It is.
And the reason?
That's just it. I don't have any idea.
Oh my.
"Oh my" is right.
If this were a romance novel,
I'd be in line for a tee-hee he-he main character future.
I mean, amok-running, super-energetic
heroines have their own genre.
After this, the huge-chested older woman character,
the flat-chested lolita character,
and the awkward, bespectacled genius character
should be making their entrance.
You know what I'm talking about?
Not at all.
I thought as much.
I'm asking if you really don't have any idea.
I don't!
If I did, I'd be bragging about it.
That's true.
You accepted that a bit too quickly.
What do you want?
Shut up! A boy's heart is complicated!
I'm so stupid, so foolish.
But I couldn't do it. I couldn't finish him off.
Why? Why? Why do I love such a horrible man?
Could it be...
Barkeep, I've fallen in love.
Such a cute girl shouldn't fall in love with me.
That's why I did things that would hurt her on purpose.
It's stupid, right? But you know what?
This pain is love.
Do you understand?
That's how it was...
That's what it was!
Your pain! Your kindness!
I didn't know any of that!
But now I know your true feelings!
Your eternal love!
He's stubborn.
It's no good. It still hurts.
I'll go to bed when I get back.
Accept my heart!
Goodbye, unlucky life.
Goodbye, my tiny savings of about 7800 yen.
Goodbye, game accounts.
I even had a triple rig going with one
main character and two sub accounts.
I even brought them up to level 80!
No! The treasured pictures on my hard drive!
All my interests and fetishes will be known to the world!
Without formatting that, I could never allow myself to die.
Even my search history for "Tour de France pissing"
and "Ogino method pope" is too embarrassing!
P-Please wait!
There are things I have to do!
Things he has to do?
That must be confessing his l-o-v-e...
Now's my chance...
How long are you going to wait, Mr. Embarrassed?
Come on, hurry.
Hurry!
Huh?
It means that I'm not totally saying that
I'm allowing you to confess if you insist.
Don't make me say it, it's so embarrassing!
I'm sorry.
It's taking me a bit longer to
understand the meaning of your words.
Allowing... If you insist?
"I'm allowing you if you insist" obviously does not mean
"I will do something for you" but doesn't mean
"I want to" or "let's do."
And "I'm totally not doing x or y" is the standard
tsundere line, which means
"I'm doing x or y because I like you."
But the most unclear part about this is the word "confess."
I don't think it's supposed to be the kind
of confession that is beaten out of one through inhumane methods.
Though in actuality, that's happening right now.
Which leads me to believe that I'm supposed to
confess my feelings. Confess... But what?
Fine, then we'll have a duel!
How did he end up in a duel by going to the doctor?
Plot twists are supposed to stay believable, you know.
You're quite right, but it just sort of kind of happened.
If you win, you can do whatever you want to me!
I'll let you do what you want!
Here we go!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're so horrible!
Those wonderful days we had!
Those beautiful moments we shared!
Are you trying to pretend they never happened?!
Pretend or not, we just met!
So you're going to feign ignorance again?
Hmm? Again, she says.
No! I honestly don't know her!
I've totally been dragged into this!
I'm going to die!
If you win, you have no choice but to confess to me!
Have no choice? I don't understand the meaning of that.
You're so stubborn!
No, seriously...
Idiot!
Indecisive fence-sitter! Moron! Useless fool!
Slowpoke! Trash! Dung worm! Reject!
Oh, Kon's becoming more and more inferior.
He can't help it, the enemy's too strong.
She's in the zone.
I give up! I'm really sorry!
There's no way that a lowly bottom-feeder
like me could have done anything to you.
So you finally got it.
You could have confessed your feelings
to me if you had won.
But since you lost, I'll deny you that right.
How presumptuous is it that something more pathetic
than a dung worm wants to confess to me?
You better live the rest of your life in the corner of a toilet,
or under some rotten stump!
Yes, ma'am.
Kon, are you sure we can leave?
If we stay here any longer, I feel like I'll die in an hour or two.
I guess he wants to mend his broken heart by getting far away.
Poor guy. But I guess stalking's bad.
Is that how you see me?
Are we wrong?
No, it's fine. I don't care anymore.
He's wonderful.
Next Time
We've finally made it far enough to be able to see the capital.
Which means I can finally go back to my own world!
But now that we're here, Pet's been acting really suspicious.
Damn you, have you been deceiving us all this time?!
Meanwhile, Erec and Incognito did not yet
suspect that Kon and the princess were alive.
Next time, who suspected that things would turn out like this?!
Wait for the high impact development! (Don't get your hopes up too much, though (lol))